Wolffe Productions Presents
Before I tell you about Guido, I'd like to address the fact
that (as you can tell) none of the graphic on this page show up.
Personally, I think it makes the page look horrible. I've written
to Angelfire about this problem, but they have yet to take any interest
and reply to me. Hopefully they'll start caring soon and then this
page won't look like shit. Until then I apologize for the way it
looks.
Welcome to the wonderful, MacGyver-watching, doughnut-eating,
poppin'-caps-in-asses world of Guido The Killer Pimp. In the
next few pages, you'll
learn all about Guido, me (his alter-ego), and Wolffe Productions,
an independant
film company run by three students. I'm also proud to announce
that in the fall
of 99' Guido will star in his first full-length film, "Reservoir
Pimps". In the coming
months, I'll have more info on it. I'm always updating this
page so check back
often for new features, or whatever the hell else I wanna put
on here. Well, what
are you waiting for? Scroll down!
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